You'd put the Chinese to Shame!

Small white sticky stuff everywhere!! We have to encourage our guests NOT to take off their shoes. Otherwise they might get stuck to the floor... because Nathan has a RICE fetish! He loves it. He'll eat it with his fork, with his hands, by the fistful, several days in a row. He eats rice with chicken, rice with fish, and now rice with raspberry vinegarette salad dressing! Tonight at dinner, Jason told Nathan "you'd put the Chinese to shame". And wow, that stuff can make an awful mess.